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– Quantas parceiras sexuais nos últimos doze meses?
– Poucas. Sou um cabação que quase não come ninguém. Mas juro que eu me esforço.
– Você tem certeza que não ingeriu bebida alcoólica?
– Estou quase tendo que espernear e bater o pé para convencer você que não.
– Se você fizer isso, eu vou dar muita risada e vou gostar muito. Vai ficar lindo. Você com essa cara toda séria batendo o pezinho. Mas infelizmente, nesse caso, não poderá doar sangue, pois, infelizmente, existe a portaria 153/2004, da ANVISA, que proíbe gays de doarem sangue. Ahahahahaha… mas eu sei que você não é, não precisa olhar pra mim bravo desse jeito. Você fica engraçado bravo. Ahahahaha… Grávidas também não podem doar sangue. Você está grávido?
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